February 2012
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
“Suck my dick, while I fuck dat ass!”
– Horsedick Dot MPEG
real talk
marquisybear:
i think when black people die they’re reincarnated as sea gulls so they can bug white people even after death
hear me out now, i’m serious
what are sea gulls known for?
being annoying
antagonizing white people at beaches
antagonizing all people at beaches
stealing
fighting
traveling in flocks
being loud as fuck
now what are black people known for?
the same shit
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dearfrances:
Sometimes you’re going to have to shut every one and their opinions out and figure out exactly what YOU want to do. At the end of the day you are living your life, and ultimately the decision you’re going to make is going to lead to your happiness. No one can tell you what’s good for you or not. Only you can do that, and no matter how hard how you try to fight the feeling you...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
