October 2011
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Lol, does anybody remember Rich's?
Before they got bought out by Macy’s.
I think it only operated in the southern states.
abbylici0us:
sweetestdork:
Why am I in tears though!?
lmfao
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Luther
Just one of the many British shows that shits on many American shows.
September 2011
When you were younger and a friend came round →
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
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I see what you did there.
dyslexialexi:
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Conversation I overheard a few nights ago, while...
Pizza Guy: *Phone Rings* Hello this is Pizza Hut, I'm Chris, how may I help you?
Pizza Guy: *Pauses*
Pizza Guy: Ma'am this is Pizza Hut!
Pizza Guy: *Pauses*
Pizza Guy: My name is Chris!
Pizza Guy: Okay what can I get for you?
Pizza Guy: *Pauses*
Pizza Guy: We sell pizza here!
I imagine the person on the other line was stupid or high as fuck.
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I can't believe some blogs only reblog certain...
When I’m on my dashboard I’m like:
I want this one that one and oh shit that one too.
The classic line is “I don’t usually reblog things like this.”
Uhhh it’s your blog, do whatever you want.
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Earlier this evening at Burger King in the drive...
Me: I'll have the Double Cheeseburger value meal
Employee(Girl): Okay, do you want the free ice cream cone with that?
Me: Yea..err...umm...no? (cause I didn't want to hold that shit while driving)
Employee: Yes you will.
Me: Okay...
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What if black women were white women? →
lizzylizz:
I agree with most of these theories. I personally think it’s so important to consider the “what if’s” in life; it helps one better understand what a society does.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s...
– Abraham Lincoln
Yeah, it's just that in the mits of things, I feel...
imonlyqueen replied to your post: Why is it everyday I’m constantly reevaluating my outlook on life?
isn’t this a good thing? doesn’t it mean that you are learning new things, and applying them? doesn’t it also mean that you are open-minded to thing you weren’t fond of before? my opinion:it signifies growth.
That is a true statement, because everyday I learn...
itsthunderr replied to your post: Why is it everyday I’m constantly reevaluating my outlook on life?
because you change everyday?
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Why is it everyday I'm constantly reevaluating my...
What do I stand for? What do I believe in?
If someone of the opposite sex offered to pay you...
ghdos:
darkfurian:
to eat they ass would you do it?
That’d be the easiest $1 million I’d ever make.
Reblogging for that comment.
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See kids, in South Korea you can get McDonald’s delivered to your home.
Just ignore the first 1:40 (just some silliness)