Gahhh!!!!
February 2011
English teachers put way more thought into books than the actual authors did.
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
When you sat down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
